Asian Boy (Music Video)



Uploaded by: Xiangyu317
Video Description:
Asian Spoof of the Soulja Boy made by Roy Chung.
Link to mp3: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2941TYCC
The long awaited music video.
Lyrics:
Asian boy tellem
Got this new jank for ya'll called the Asian Boy.
(Chinese) It's a hell of a lot better than the Soulja Boy
WAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Grains of rice up in a bowl
Watch me eat it watch me roll
watch me eat that bowl of rice
and also eat eggroll
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
dvd's off in the street
watch me sell them very cheap
watch me sell those dvd's
for seven quarters each
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
Bruce Lee man he my homeboy
He'd kick your ass anyday
One inch punch dat ho
Damn, he go' waste your ass away
Kick anotha ass or two
Then walk home with straight A's
Then I go online and win in Counter Strike all day
YOOOOOOOOO
My restaurant is so kickass
And if you don't want pay the bill
then my workers kick your ass
I catch you in my Honda that I soup up for street race
Haters get mad cuz it faster than Pontiac
Chicken wings and pork fried rice
Customers say it so fine
Watch me sell those chicken wings
that expire for 10 nights
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
We make the best fake rolex
You can't tell that it folex
You show white friend what you buy
and they say DAMN, that's nice
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
Sellin' Chinese food
Watch me overcharge that foo
I'ma charge him 10 bucks
And it really just 5 bucks
I do that cuz no one have math skill of little asian boy
It take them forever just to get back some god damn change
Mannnn They so slow, they so slow
Mannnn, they so dumb, they so dumb
Nope, u can't do it like me
Foo, I see you try to do it like me
Nope, you can't count like me
Man yo restaurant's ugly
Grains of rice up in a bowl
Watch me eat it watch me roll
watch me eat that bowl of rice
and also eat eggroll
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
dvd's off in the street
watch me sell them very cheap
watch me sell those dvd's
for seven quarters each
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
People still like Soulja Boy
I don't get why he so great
I hear his music and all i say is
(Chinese) Who gives a f**k
(Chinese) Who gives a f**k (x8)
Soulja Boy really ain't that great
He talk about sex all day
So I sing this song and tell him
(Chinese) F**k his mother
(Chinese) F**k his mother (x4)
oooooooooohhhhhhhhh
Chicken wings and pork fried rice
Customers say it so fine
Watch me sell those chicken wings
that expire for 10 nights
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)
Grains of rice up in a bowl
Watch me eat it watch me roll
watch me eat that bowl of rice
and also eat eggroll
now watch me yooooooooooooo
crank dat asian boy (x4)


Tags for this video: Asia Asian Boy Chinese Chink Crank Dat Funny Hip Hop Rap Roy Soulja Spoof Superman That Yellow 亞洲 嘻哈 東亞 饒舌 黑鬼

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lol very funny gj! ( 3 weeks ago by coolitbasket)
lol very funny gj!
oh shit! i love ... ( 3 weeks ago by hanii)
oh shit! i love your sneakers!
damn son u is beter ... ( 2 weeks ago by hellzslair)
damn son u is beter then soujer boy lol
ur like a tie with nigahiga man lol
and pluse ur like 13 lol that is amazing
i will never fuck with another asain again lol
jk
i dont do that period i think asains are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol its funi cuz in ... ( 2 weeks ago by aznpride19283)
lol its funi cuz in the whole video ur acting lik ur actually cool...
toooooooooooo ... ( 2 weeks ago by lazampet)
toooooooooooo guuuuuuuud
ur trainers r so ... ( 2 weeks ago by lazampet)
ur trainers r so guuuuuuuud....keeep it up.......
from england
lmao cant stop ... ( 2 weeks ago by mcneil352)
lmao cant stop laughin
LOL.I got this new ... ( 2 weeks ago by rjlikestv)
LOL.I got this new jank for ya called the asian boy.Doesnt jank mean something bad.Anyway this video rocks.
lol funny as hell ( 2 weeks ago by kenn316)
lol funny as hell
Ithouht he said he ... ( 2 weeks ago by lovelyafroqueen)
Ithouht he said he kings soulja boy
white guyz are ... ( 1 week ago by calculator027)
white guyz are probably really mad after watching this
haha ( 1 week ago by natalieluvluvme)
haha
why the heck is he ... ( 1 week ago by surfer1556)
why the heck is he talking about eating rice?
soooooooo funny ( 1 week ago by supahero17)
soooooooo funny
But, But...Ryan ... ( 1 week ago by RealRikku17)
But, But...Ryan Higa is Asian Boy D=
amazing lyrics. ... ( 1 week ago by yrahcaz411)
amazing lyrics. well thought out, and definitely better than soulja boy. he's so dumb he can't even spell soldier.
台灣人喔? 住台灣嗎0.0 ( 1 week ago by linloashi)
台灣人喔? 住台灣嗎0.0
lolz hecka kool. ... ( 1 week ago by 962airplanes)
lolz hecka kool. nice numchucks
so cool nice moves ( 6 days ago by Weaselfilms)
so cool nice moves
LOL he said play ... ( 4 days ago by Coolisticman)
LOL he said play counter strike all day
he talks about ... ( 4 days ago by Coolisticman)
he talks about beacause mostly rice is asian
LOL this is funnier ... ( 4 days ago by Coolisticman)
LOL this is funnier than soulja boy
but soulja boy is not even funny
this is so funny
i agree. the song ... ( 2 days ago by stephiecandy)
i agree. the song is so funny! also it doesn't hurt that the guy is so cute!
lol hoyl shit ... ( 12 hours ago by zoo00mer)
lol hoyl shit nunchucks...



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