Create A Chuck Norris Fact Contest! (Interactive Video)



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Don't forget to RATE THIS VIDEO. Anyway, Create an original Chuck Norris Fact/Joke and post it as a comment, OR post your favorite Chuck Norris Fact of all time in the comment section!
The winners will be added to my blog, see the best ones here in this link below
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"The reason Chuck Norris has never been a playable character in any video game? Chuck Norris never gets played - by anyone."
-CNRhKXtreme
"Chuck Norris once threatened to kill Michael Jackson just to see his reaction. Poor Mike was so petrified, his skin turned white."
-CNRhKXtreme
"Even YouTube can't remove Chuck Norris' videos"
-ZZDaikun
"chuck noris tryd to shoot him self but the bullet was to scard to come out of the barrel"
-hessburganator
"Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun..... he always wins."
-BlackScorpionX
"Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi"
-donniepajamas93
"Chuck Norris's car does not have a break pedal, because Chuck Norris yields to no one."
-Ilikewatermelon27
"Chuck Norris is on Youtube, and he invites you to subscribe to his channel. However, he won't subscribe back - Chuck Norris only subscribes to CAUSING PAIN"
PDXvlog
"Hitler didn't blow his brains out. He disturbed the resting place of Chuck Norris"
-godzilla666ihatecats
"did u know that chuck norris was an atheist
before he realized he was GOD"
-rpggamer08
They were going to make a video game starring chuck norris in "Chuck-fu" with his famous "chukurican". But chuck norris's moves weren't 1-hit KOs so they replaced him with shaq."
-godzilla666ihatecats
"Chuck Norris knows every word in the English dictionary, plus 100 more"
-crazykool456
"Chuck Norris knows every word in the English dictionary except for mercy."
-BrianDW40
"After a party, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up..he throws DOWN!"
-Candydolphin
"Chuck Norris is so fast he can punch him self in the face while at the same time blocking the punch"
-whoopdeedoodude
"Chuck Norris Nails himself to a Cross everynight to stop him from going sleep KILLING"
-brickwall9997
"Chuck Norris' eats steak for each meal but most of the time he forgets to kill the cow first."
-BrianDW40
"Chuck Norris was originally going to have his own TV show, Full House, but they let him go because he wanted to rename it Round House.
-Onirayushizobura
"Chuck Norris's dandruff is Superman's kryptonite"
-nickyt0teh0destroyer
"Chuck norris invented the earthquake in 1922"
-cmax202345
"The only reason we don't have time machines is because there would be two Chuck Norris's(the past Chuck Norris and the present Chuck Norris), and everybody knows there can only be one Chuck Norris."
-Ilikewatermelon27
"Chuck Norris made a 1 sec vlog on YouTube and crashed the site for for getting EVERY HONOR YouTube ever issued...EVAR!!!"
-MeanBlackDude
"Chuck Norris uses Jason's machete to shave."
-MetroidJunkie2007
"Chuck Norris is so Powerful he turned a Dragon into Poodle Skinned Boots and a Poodle into a Dragon knit-Vest"
-LuizPrower
"how dose Chuck Noris beat halo?
he round house kicks the box and threatens it."
-killdoser666
"Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in martian skulls."
-ChompirasSkate
"The only thing that can beat chuck norris is his mom"
-supervillan
"Chuck Norris can push open doors that say "pull""
-wilson146468
"The Meteor Crater was not made by a meteor, but in fact was made by Chuck Norris jumping off of a kiddie swing set!"
-SgtMustang
"The only reason Chuck Norris hasn't been Mugenize is cauz Chuck Norris would be a unfair fight for any M.U.G.E.N. character to handle"
-FATALFURYKID
"Chuck Norris was supposed to be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Apparently, he was to powerful being as he can take over 999% damage and not die. plus his final smash made the game testers heads explode out of shear enjoyment!"
-DogOfWar01
"No one ever gets to wear a mask around Chuck Norris, because everyone knows you can never hide from Chuck Norris."
-thelovebat
"Chuck Norris can do the Moonwalk, forwards. Michael Jackson then reacted to this by turning white"
-thelovebat
"Chuck Norris never gets pawned, he just lets you piss him off until he decides to kill you."
-thelovebat
"When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please""
-fernandomares
"If there was a being that transformed into your worst fear and there were two of them and they saw each other, one would be Chuck Norris and the other would be Chuck Norris eating the heart of Bruce Lee"
-elephantman5400
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god taugh jesue ... ( 1 week ago by gonefishing08)
god taugh jesue chuk norris taugh god.some kids pee in snow chuck norris can pee in concrete.
chuck norris ... ( 1 week ago by gonefishing08)
chuck norris doesn't sleep he waits.chuck norris played connet four he won in three moves.chuck norris kicked at 900 miles per hour and his kick went back in time he kick himself in the ball.
thumbs up everyone! ... ( 1 week ago by ObiAntKenobi)
thumbs up everyone!!! he wins!
much better! ( 1 week ago by ObiAntKenobi)
much better!
kids wear super man ... ( 1 week ago by gonefishing08)
kids wear super man pj superman wears chuck norris pj.if you spell chuck norris wrong on google it'll say run while you have the chance.i think thats it and i thoght of them.
Chuck Norris knows ... ( 1 week ago by ZomgCourage)
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret...
chuck norris's ... ( 1 week ago by ichokemybitches)
chuck norris's penis has an elbow,
Chuck norris drowns fish
A reporter asked ... ( 1 week ago by gameraxg23)
A reporter asked Chuck Norris "Do you know what caused the Big Bang?"
He replied "I Sneezed"
going down niagra ... ( 1 week ago by skull9196)
going down niagra falls in a barrel is consi quite a feat, but once chuck norris climbed up niagra falls in a cardboard box
Chuck Norris got ... ( 1 week ago by Strangeoddness)
Chuck Norris got his ruggedly good looks and martial arts skills because he sold his soul to the devil. As soon as he got them he roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil laughed and said "should of seen it coming." Now the devil and Chuck Norris play poker every tuesday.
Both of those are ... ( 1 week ago by DeathByRamen)
Both of those are soo old.
When Chuck Norris ... ( 1 week ago by DeathByRamen)
When Chuck Norris gets stabbed, he doesn't bleed. But the knife does.
Chuck Norris round ... ( 1 week ago by xXsamurai36methodsXx)
Chuck Norris round house kicked a big pile of metal and a car,gun,and a xbox 360 was made
this happend in 1300 b.c
he also farted on sum plastic and halo 3 and call of duty 4 was made......xbox plus chuck = life
research it if u want to but its a fact and for thinking other wise u will B round house kicked......NOW!!!!!!!
(i made this up cause im bugged!!!!)
Chuck Norris once ... ( 1 week ago by xXsamurai36methodsXx)
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a HOBO......
the hobo lived and gained super powers
(lol.....like spider man)
after haveing fun with chuck powers he herd a nock on the door....*nock nock nock*
(it wasnt chuck cause chuk doesnt nock on doors he opens....and kills)
any ways he opens the door and gets round house kicked and instantly dies......
(chuck is not only the master of killing all but he is also a master of stelth and deseption)......the end
(no spider man 2 or 3...lol
i also made that ... ( 1 week ago by xXsamurai36methodsXx)
i also made that last one up my self
Chuck Norris ... ( 3 days ago by AnJeLsA)
Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone...He kills all birds with two stones.
Array ( 2 days ago by bigqwertycat)
the spartans are
t he decendents of CHUCK NORRIS
south? you better ... ( 2 days ago by bigqwertycat)
south? you better run while you can
or beg for mercy
from
THE CHUCK...this is not over til
THE MAN sas so
...or dies ( 2 days ago by bigqwertycat)
...or dies
chuck norris doesnt ... ( 1 day ago by devinriordan)
chuck norris doesnt do flips he makes the world go around him
Ok all your Chuck ... ( 1 day ago by rcraft92)
Ok all your Chuck jokes are weak try to wrap you mind around this one
Chuck Norris is so strong he can rip the pages out of a book and leave the letters.
BAM!!!
chuck Norris met ... ( 1 day ago by vandezel14)
chuck Norris met the devil 2009 years ago(that's right 2009 years ago) in hell. that's the only reason why the devil never came back up again.
This Chuck Norris ... ( 15 hours ago by ramsfreak893)
This Chuck Norris joke is sooo cool that only Chuck Norris can say it.
Original Creator
Chuck Norris can ... ( 15 hours ago by ramsfreak893)
Chuck Norris can rip out your heart and show it to you before you die.
Original Creator



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