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Victor Borge Phonetic Pronunciation
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Victor Borge Phonetic Pronunciation
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Phonetic punctuation
I invented it many years ago, when I first noticed that people who speak together often fail to understand each other clearly. When we read all right we use punctuation marks, in order to underline the meaning of our sentences. But we do not use them when we speak, so why not integrate punctuation marks in our speech, then we can underline what we intend to convey to each other verbally.
A period will sound like this.
A dash.
An exclamation point is a vertical dash with a period underneath.
A comma.
Or two commas.
Or if you happen to be left handed.
Question mark is a little difficult.
Finally the colander, two little dots, you can put them over each other, you can put them under each other, or you can put them wherever you want to put them.
I have a story right here in the beginning of the book. I shall find it. It is marked, so I cant miss it.
In the open window there suddenly came light. Beautiful had alone dreaming of but one thing. Two years had passed, since she met her Henry. She could still remember the unhappy evening, when her father had thrown him out. They had been sitting in the park, and Henry had said: Darling! Is this the first time you have loved? She had answered: Yes. But it is so wonderful, that I hope it shall not be the last! (Its getting a little messy here)
Suddenly she heard a well-known sound. It was he. In two strikes he her, embraced, kissed and caressed her. Henry! What is love? she asked. He answered: Well, I couldnt live without! She asked: (Im sorry) Where have your thoughts been? He answered: With thee, my lady. Suddenly he had gone. All she heard was the well-known sound of his departing horse. (No way!)