Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now



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Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl's body.
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this is almost ... ( 1 week ago by oxalicman)
this is almost poetry lol.
is this some kind ... ( 1 week ago by FindlaySucks)
is this some kind of sick joke?!
n/m I be a idiot two! :P
Sick joke. Not ... ( 1 week ago by cattymanly)
Sick joke. Not worth laughing at this cruel parody. Sleazebags.
forensics? this is ... ( 1 week ago by cremasuga)
forensics? this is sooo stupid poor mom i belive that by now that mom wants to belive her daughter is dead what a bunch of stupid idiots
THIS IS SO FUNNY, ... ( 1 week ago by BrutallyHonestKissy)
THIS IS SO FUNNY, yet so real. This has to be the most expensive joke out there!
FUNNY!--but expensive. lol
stupid fat american ... ( 1 week ago by feeblezak)
stupid fat american bastard
Oh good, it's a ... ( 1 week ago by LOLPAULISON)
Oh good, it's a joke, cause I was laughing pretty hard, I was like (How the hell is this on the news) :P
nyahaha... ( 1 week ago by leslhanl)
nyahaha...
''shes probebly ... ( 1 week ago by mrsXsynysterXgatesX)
''shes probebly about 35 pounds overweight...''
its all crap! thay dont know if shes on drugs or not, they dont even know if shesw still alive
still quite funny though!
the fuck this is a ... ( 6 days ago by supmoefuckuh)
the fuck this is a joke right?.. the poor mom..
rofl yes.... ... ( 6 days ago by ubflash1)
rofl yes.... everything the onion does is a joke
So its that a real ... ( 6 days ago by ImGuitarX)
So its that a real mom? WTF is going on. lol
oh my god, lol, ... ( 6 days ago by goonie1985)
oh my god, lol, that mother was horrified.
this cant b real.
Of course it's real ... ( 5 days ago by dream6601)
Of course it's real, I mean that's why the onion is the most trusted news channel you see on TV everyday. Surely everyone remembers when the onion took over for CNN for news.
No, it's fake, all the onion is fake, it's comedy.
Yes of course it is ... ( 3 days ago by GnosticAtheist)
Yes of course it is real! All of onion news is really well thought out and carefully reported making them the most trusted news for fair and balanced, and most importantly, true, news.
yes, that is a real ... ( 3 days ago by GnosticAtheist)
yes, that is a real mom. I hope they put her in prison for being careless. She deserves to get her head cut of that hag! Luckily we can trust Onion for the REAL news, with the real stories about the real issues that really matters.
She had it coming ... ( 3 days ago by GnosticAtheist)
She had it coming that evil, evil un-christian woman. She will burn in hell for all eternity for making her daughter a meth addict!
Onion news, where truth is reported, a true no spin zone.
this shit is real, ... ( 3 days ago by andid)
this shit is real, man. It's just a crazy world we live in.
hmmm your words ... ( 3 days ago by bloodredpeter)
hmmm your words intrigue me mr atheist
but you are just ... ( 3 days ago by bloodredpeter)
but you are just retarded my "special friend"
I was joking, " ... ( 2 days ago by andid)
I was joking, "special friend" who can't get sarcasm on a satire video.
Me as well. I am ... ( 2 days ago by GnosticAtheist)
Me as well. I am utterly intrigued.
EVERY GIRL IS ... ( 2 days ago by 26293235)
EVERY GIRL IS AVALIABLE
love it
I LOVE SLUTS
if you look closely ... ( 1 hour ago by felixdaman18)
if you look closely at the last picture
it says april 1
lmao



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