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Noah Build An ARK!



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Bill Cosby's routine; Noah!


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People didn't ... ( 2 weeks ago by FillTheirVoid)
People didn't believe noah back then either. Guess what happened to them ...
it is 7 of each ... ( 2 weeks ago by jmbenezra)
it is 7 of each kosher animal
Array ( 2 weeks ago by ArakiUzamaki)
*ding* Noah
WHAT!? whaddaya want?
God:You gotta take one of those hippos out and
bring in another 1
What 4?
Cuz u got 2 males down there you gotta take one of em out and bring in a female
im not bringin nothin in u change
come on u know i dont work like that
heck im sick and tired of this ive been workin all day and all night im sick and tired of this-
Noah,
what?!
how long can u tread water?
Is it to much to ... ( 2 weeks ago by InChrist4ever)
Is it to much to ask, FOR A LITTLE PRECIPITATION!!!???
Array ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
Nothing :)
Because neither Noah, nor his neighbours ever existed.
Actually they ran ... ( 1 week ago by FillTheirVoid)
Actually they ran toward the ark and clawed on it's side before their drowned and went to hell.
Does not bother you ... ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
Does not bother you that so many things contradict the Bible? It's not just evolutionary theory, cosmology, earth science or historical facts just to mention a few...
It might be much more convenient to bury your head in the sand but the question is, whether you're really looking for the truth, or just try to believe in something because it's more conveniant to you.
No it doesn't ... ( 1 week ago by FillTheirVoid)
No it doesn't bother me.
John 18:37 Pilate therefore said unto Him, art Thou a king then? Jesus answered, thou sayest that I am a king. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth My voice.
I'm not surprised ... ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
I'm not surprised it doesn't bother you of course, but is it normal? I mean believing in something just for the sake of believing... Is it normal not to question the validity of your faith? The 9/11 terrorists were deeply religious and they obviously didn't question the truthfulness of koran either. Ok, comparing the koran with the Bible is not so fair but both state things that contradict proven facts.
Oh and quoting from ... ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
Oh and quoting from the Bible does not make much sense. Or do you think there's something mysterious power in its words that will make me a believer? If I quoted from the fastest growing religion's most sacred book for example, would it make you a convert? Let's make a try:
"The unbelievers among the People of the Book and the pagans shall burn for ever in the fire of Hell. They are the vilest of all creatures." Koran 98:1-8
(People of the Book = Christians and Jews)
I have questioned ... ( 1 week ago by FillTheirVoid)
I have questioned it, and I am fully convinced of it's validity.
However after questioning atheism, and evolution, I am fully convinced of it's falsehood.
Joshua 24:15 and if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
Romans 10:17 So ... ( 1 week ago by FillTheirVoid)
Romans 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
You may not believe, after all it is written in the scripture that many who hear will turn away and fall into deeper corruption. However I have found that people don't like the Bible. The Truth hurts, and they do everything in their power to suppress it. Just as it is written that they will do so, so it is.
There is no power in the words of the koran.
No it's not that I ... ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
No it's not that I don't like the Bible. In fact I read the Bible, all the 66 books of it and I do like it because it contains a lot of truth indeed (and also a few injustice as well). But ignoring the facts (and sometimes common sense) in order to believe that it doesn't contain any error and all of its stories are true is a bit strange to me.
And yes, sometimes the truth hurts especially when our steady beliefs are questioned. No one likes uncertainty. It's just human nature.
Array ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
You wrote:
"There is no power in the words of the koran."
Then why is it the fastest growing religion in the world? Why is it expacted to overtake Christianity in the middle of the 21st century?
The biggest reason ... ( 1 week ago by FillTheirVoid)
The biggest reason is the prince of the power of the air. Or simply, the devil.
It is written that many false prophets will arise in the last days and deceive many. The vast majority of the human race will turn away from Jesus Christ. All of this has been told to us beforehand, and just as it is written, so it is.
Ah then you would ... ( 1 week ago by FillTheirVoid)
Ah then you would know that it is written: Thy word is true from the beginning.
I forgot to ask ... ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
I forgot to ask what did convince you to believe that evolution theory is wrong? I'm honestly looking forward to your answer because if the overwhelming majority of scientists accept it (about 99.8% of the biologists) then I suppose they had to had a good reason. Or is it another deceit of the devil? But even if you could give very good reasons why not to believe what the experts and biologists say, there would also remain a lot of other verified facts that contradict the Bible as well.
Well, I wasn't born ... ( 1 week ago by FillTheirVoid)
Well, I wasn't born a Christian, I was born an atheist, and raised atheist ... being taught in school evolution theory etc.
Honestly, the time came when I actually began to question what I was being taught and in fact brainwashed with.
That's when I began reasoning with myself, and thinking critically. I came to the conclusion that, life comes from life, it's impossible for soup to suddenly develop into a complex single cell.
Running out of room.
Of course there are ... ( 1 week ago by FillTheirVoid)
Of course there are more reasons, but honestly it came down to a simple choice.
I decided to believe God instead of man.
What really tipped me off was simply reading the Bible, I was astonished. Especially after prayer, it became clear to me that it was true all along. I looked at the world and scripture accurately described every single aspect of life and the character of man and the world.
It made sense. I experienced conviction over sin, a new nature, just as the Bible said I would.
I see you like to ... ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
I see you like to quote from the Bible. Then let me also quote some verses too, that Jesus said:
"For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom." Matthew 16:27-28
Unfortunately though, I didn't hear about anyone who is about 2000 years old and still lives.
Well then it seems ... ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
Well then it seems we are just the opposite of each other :). I was born into a fundamentalist christian family, and just recently I lost my faith after I couldn't resolve so many bothering questions. I couldn't and didn't want to ignore them and continue to believe no matter what. But I like to talk with christians because one day they'll probably give me acceptable answers and then I will believe again. But till then, I find no reason why to believe...
I also know that ... ( 1 week ago by Yossarian1212)
I also know that it's probably not the easiest thing to talk with me since I definitely don't build your faith which is important to you christians.
But thanks that at least you try to answer my questions...
You should be ... ( 1 week ago by FillTheirVoid)
You should be careful when dealing with believers.
It is written: Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
and again: Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come! It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.
No yossarian , read ... ( 2 days ago by ilikezappa)
No yossarian , read science if you are interested in truth.



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