Master Chief Sucks at Halo Campaign Episode 2: "Crotch"



Uploaded by: rahgnaraken
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Master Chief and the Arbiter fight their way through the jungles of Africa to save Sergeant Johnson, while being plagued by phantom dropships, suicidal grunts and...style multipliers?
When they finally make their way to 'Crotch', they are confronted with a TL;DW video from the Prophet of Truth, shortly thereafter the Chief runs away in fear with the Arbiter not far behind...
A spoof of Digitalph33r's 'Master Chief Sucks at Halo' and, to a certain degree, 'Arby and the Chief'. Be sure to subscribe if you like the video!
EDIT: A few of you have asked what the whole deal with the 'crotch' bit is. Well, there are a whole bunch of words that Microsoft Sam can't say (soi is an example), and one of those words is 'crotch'. If you type 'crotch' into Microsoft Sam, it says 'crow's nest'.
Naturally, I had to use that as material. It was too good to pass up.
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yeah seriusly read ... ( 1 month ago by wowfreak325)
yeah seriusly read the damn info next time at least this isnt one of those gay things where they take a good vid, call theirs the same this, but all it ahas is a picture of a scene from the vid and than its sum crappy music and shit.
your an EPIC FAIL ... ( 1 month ago by mattz456)
your an EPIC FAIL YOU HAVE TO STEAL STUFF FROM ph33r YOU CUNT im gonna get you sued and your videos deleted as violationed and report your pro pic so many times pussy
i have a question ... ( 1 month ago by Zeto54)
i have a question are you a retarded 5 year old who can't read mattz? it says its a "spoof" of digital ph33r digital ph33r never made anything like this you think you can sue people for something other people made if microsoft sam/mike/mary were never made you wouldn't even be seeing this video you retard
XD that was funny ... ( 1 month ago by hard2beatrainer)
XD that was funny for a parody of a parody. Nice to see DigitalPh33r has a few followers that can branch out.
The tampons are in ... ( 1 month ago by rahgnaraken)
The tampons are in Aisle 3, sir.
Use them to combat your PMS.
there's no point of ... ( 1 month ago by narutopian837)
there's no point of arguing on youtube because u cant kick someones ass over the internet. just let them be ignorant =.= i know its hard but it makes u madder to know that they probally didnt even see your message.
Now Microsoft sam ... ( 1 month ago by BaNzZaR)
Now Microsoft sam is the official voice of master chief!
How did you know ... ( 1 month ago by MyNameBeStudz)
How did you know that typing in "Crotch" would come out as "Crows Nest"?
Random ... ( 1 month ago by rahgnaraken)
Random experimentation.
XDXD ( 3 weeks ago by nboy321FTW)
XDXD
espeisally(i cant ... ( 3 weeks ago by tracheabreakia)
espeisally(i cant spell) ones that r good
Loooooooooooooool. ... ( 2 weeks ago by SpecialOperations)
Loooooooooooooool. I see dead people.
u should show this ... ( 2 weeks ago by Gir78623)
u should show this to digital ph33r and im sure he will be very impressed!
infinite/5
Wow. This is ... ( 2 weeks ago by WhiteKnightStudios)
Wow. This is actually really good!
This was funny, ... ( 2 weeks ago by yousif4)
This was funny, rahgnaraken.
However, I actually yawned at some parts of this vid. I still think Machinima digital ph33r does better ones.
Please keeping making more, I believe you can surpass digital ph33r someday!!
The pelican ... ( 2 weeks ago by KageShinobiWarrior)
The pelican destroys the covenant ship? I never knew that, i always destroyed it myself
perfect :) loved it ... ( 1 week ago by Mattichimaru)
perfect :) loved it!
MAKE MOAR PLS :D
bad theater skills ( 1 week ago by DiqitaIph33r)
bad theater skills
bad face skills... ... ( 1 week ago by KiddJunior67)
bad face skills... lol jokes man :P
funny, your name ... ( 1 week ago by Bl00dyBizkitz)
funny, your name spells "Dick wit"ital Fear
i nearly pissed ... ( 1 week ago by Crashdude101)
i nearly pissed myself when he said "i see dead people"
LMAO
lolage nice spoof ... ( 1 week ago by morariu1)
lolage nice spoof man 100000/10 lol
gj this "shut the ... ( 5 days ago by puut4991)
gj this "shut the fuck up you stupid bitch" LOLOLOLOLOL
lol hey, guess what ... ( 1 day ago by Kamfrenchie)
lol hey, guess what? it's hammer time!
Omg terrorist.
excellent part nice vid 5/5



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