Amateur Transplants - London Underground Song



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London Underground song by the comedy band Amateur Transplants (Dr. Adam Kay and Dr. Suman Biswas).
LYRICS
Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?
London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.
All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.
London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,
London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground
Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.


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... Play-Cam(.COM) ... ( 3 weeks ago by ofhone)
... Play-Cam(.COM) ... Some decent vids here
ha ha ha this is ... ( 3 weeks ago by lisajb)
ha ha ha this is sooooo funny, love it :)
wa wa waaa waa ... ( 2 weeks ago by Fl00xX)
wa wa waaa waa waaankeeer :D
cool song XD
so true ( 2 weeks ago by g3tsumskill)
so true
lol ( 2 weeks ago by diyarox1997)
lol
Superb M8! ( 2 weeks ago by RoweTubeChannel)
Superb M8!
awsome lol!!!!!!!!!! ( 2 weeks ago by georgiexxxgeorgie)
awsome lol!!!!!!!!!!
god it annoys me, ... ( 2 weeks ago by PowPowPowWow)
god it annoys me, having to go on there in the morning. and at every stop. ''please mind the gap between the train and the platform'' :@grrrr .lol
funny ( 2 weeks ago by natashabedingfield04)
funny
Array ( 2 weeks ago by Cookies94321)
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゙(゚、 。 7
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lol this is funny! ... ( 1 week ago by creulbeauty)
lol this is funny!my bf ((british boy)) had to translate some of the terms in here lol!
The song is ... ( 1 week ago by UKSBF)
The song is entirely true!!!!!!
( )
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God, I will always ... ( 1 week ago by TasteOfTorment)
God, I will always remember when I found this song!
It was my fav from second one!
Hahaha. And when my ... ( 1 week ago by TasteOfTorment)
Hahaha. And when my friend I found this song we spent like, a year screaming "where the fuck is my fucking train" everywhere we went. XD
whats up i like ... ( 1 week ago by liverpooljk11)
whats up i like this swearing is abit overboard but still good
best song ever ( 1 week ago by bonnieo2)
best song ever
it dsnt sound funny ... ( 1 week ago by abb4evr)
it dsnt sound funny hahahaha
nice and true song ( 1 week ago by abb4evr)
nice and true song
lol brian u bu gger ... ( 1 week ago by ruscador1)
lol brian u bu gger dont be falling asleep in then tunnels i want ya daughter i do xx
rofl nice work :P ( 1 week ago by lordychaosdude)
rofl nice work :P
so I'm standing ... ( 1 week ago by eldemort)
so I'm standing here in the pouring rain
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING TRAIN?!
THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!
sad.... but true ( 1 week ago by maoatreyo)
sad.... but true
im fed up with the ... ( 5 days ago by mattymDADYM)
im fed up with the tube as well yesterday there was no seats so i had to stand in front of the doors when we stopped at piccadely circus germans just pushed write onto the platform and i had wait for another train PLEASE MIND THE TOURISTS!
I love this.. ( 3 days ago by stuartthegrant)
I love this..



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