Wasabi Boy - No Engrish



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Wasabi Boy - No Engrish
Based off of the song: Teryaki Boyz - Tokyo Drift
Written & Performed by: Daniel Shim
*Chorus* (2x)
I wonder if you know
How us Asians like to go
We eat rice DDR even drift a flashy car
No Engrishhhhhhhhhh shuh
Ching Chong Pong
No Engrishhhhhhhhhh shuh
Ching Chong Pong
*Verse 1*
I studyyyy very hard
I gets girls then go to bar
Mommy and daddy say no to that
I'm real homie yo true dat
I'm so fly (what) Maybe even high (what)
I pwn noobs and say byeee
Engrish is the Language to be
I can't study its hard for meee
*Verse 2*
Study time is frustrating
Chemistry is just not my thing
I get no sleep just for school
Unlike you I'm fool
I get 100 in math class
I have one huge ass
We sell Chinese food you say "Thank You!"
Fortune cookies says "Fook You"
*Verse 3*
Adjectives annoy meee
I drink lots of bubble teaaa
I eat no dog or even frog
Not even cat or flying bat
I'm not white or even black
I just think you whack (whack)
I from west coast not the east
Put 2 to up and say peace
*Chorus*
I wonder if you know
How us Asians like to go
We eat rice DDR and even drift a flashy car
We no Engriiiiiiiiiish
Ching Chong Pong
We no Engriiiiiiiiiish
Ching Chong Pong
*Verse 4*
(Phone rings)
Drift my car in the parking lot
Pizza Hut is yucky spot
Burger King Chicken wings
Fries sphaggeti potatos yuckyyyyyy
I really hate that food
I like to see girl nude
You hate rice yo thats rude
that just simply wrecks my mood
*Verse 5*
I represent asian country
White people farts raunchy
Nuh Jooguleh Shiki Yaaa? (Do you want to die *censor* ?)
Philippines Taiwain Cambodiaa
Vietnam Japan Mongoliaaaaa
Koreaaaa Chinaaaa No Americaaaa
Asians live there but not me
I come to canada with my famareeeeeee (family)
*Verse 6*
Gotta be cool
Thats why girls like me
All girls say hes so cute
And I say woot woot
I tell girls I eat rice
They respect I'm cool like ice
But I'm not a china man
I'm simply from Asia maaaan look at my haaaand
*Verse 7*
You see me come out of restaraunt with asian gang
You wonder why im with them
Don't worry about it
lets go
*Chorus* (2x)
I wonder if you know
How us Asians like to go
We eat rice DDR and even drift a flashy car
We no Engriiiiiiiiiish
Ching Chong Pong
We no Engriiiiiiiiiish
Ching Chong Pong


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wateva he is funny! ... ( 5 days ago by xAsianDramasx)
wateva he is funny!! and he is really cute with a big... haha :P u rock shimmycocopuffsss!!
that was tight ( 5 days ago by INT3RNAUT)
that was tight
sexy...? ( 4 days ago by bbusybea515)
sexy...?
cheater u have ur ... ( 4 days ago by WillOfDestiny)
cheater u have ur ipod on! =p
=D better than the ... ( 4 days ago by DarkSusake92)
=D better than the original.
you sir are the ... ( 4 days ago by 3rakshellic)
you sir are the best lol
Fucking disgrace. ( 4 days ago by tk450)
Fucking disgrace.
Lol nice 5 stars GO ... ( 4 days ago by sliverofshadows475)
Lol nice 5 stars GO ASIANS!! :D
Wow, that wasn't ... ( 4 days ago by jimmyboi007)
Wow, that wasn't even funny. Disgrace.
HI BASIL!@#$ ( 4 days ago by aznxraver23)
HI BASIL!@#$
HI AZNXRAVER23!@#$ ( 4 days ago by Mavz0r)
HI AZNXRAVER23!@#$
lmfao that was ... ( 3 days ago by DameHarlequin)
lmfao that was adorable.
rofl... i knew you were korean >:]
you look like it.
그쵸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ( 3 days ago by a3736)
그쵸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
im a canadian asian ... ( 3 days ago by stabbymcdiedie)
im a canadian asian too. :D
Array ( 2 days ago by AsiansGoRAWR301)
Whoo!
go asian! ^0^
rice is tasty =P
rofl ( 2 days ago by XangelahahahaX)
rofl
He has good ... ( 2 days ago by katakuna185)
He has good chopstick's skills= pretty good asian way
all asians got the ... ( 2 days ago by lightbulbs95)
all asians got the chopstick skills, you get it when your born!
but your not korean ... ( 1 day ago by ZeroX2Fire)
but your not korean! :)
your asian gang owns ( 1 day ago by ZeroX2Fire)
your asian gang owns
YAY I ASIAN TOO!!! ... ( 1 day ago by Dragonflyergt812)
YAY I ASIAN TOO!!! Go ASIANS!
lol. yay canada. ( 22 hours ago by shellyrabang)
lol. yay canada.
so rofl and cute at ... ( 21 hours ago by 2kagome9)
so rofl and cute at the same time -.-
asianz rule dude!!! ... ( 2 hours ago by luv2bhavnfun)
asianz rule dude!!!!!



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