RiffTrax w/ Mike Nelson "Terminator 3" Sample



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Robots sent from the future into the past to kill people who will one day become important to the war against machines are like cockroaches -- no matter how many of 'em you kill, there's always another, showing up one day naked in a little glowing ball of energy (the robots from the future, not cockroaches. Well, to be clear, the cockroaches show up naked as well, but without the little glowing ball of energy.) The point is, humanity's loss is our gain, as Terminator 3 offers another chance for Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger to show off his prodigious acting chops [i.e., his pecs]. Kristanna Loken co-stars as the ruthless Termanatrix, a superior model of robot with, I think you'll agree, a superior bare backside, altogether less hairy, not nearly as Austrian, with smooth, clean lines and a... anyway, back to the synopsis.
Arnold must protect John Connor (Nick Stahl) not only from the Terminatrix, but also, because the kid is a supremely annoying presence, from all those who want to slap him, and that encompasses everyone who has ever met him. Things get complicated when a whiny young irritant named Kate (Claire Danes) locks John into an unhygienic dog kennel and refuses to even worm him.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is a big, dumb movie filled with big, dumb people. Kevin Murphy and Mike Nelson are two big, dumb guys who are just dumb enough to take it on!
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oh, go blow you ... ( 7 months ago by BenderandCrow)
oh, go blow you brains out
you know, why don't ... ( 6 months ago by numberonebadass)
you know, why don't the machines just send back their most advanced model to one of the earlier movies where or a time when he was without a terminator to help him?
Yeah, I saw Mike's ... ( 6 months ago by Dirtfire)
Yeah, I saw Mike's reaction to the Naruto fanboy explaining his powers, on the comicon clip. He didn't know wtf he was talking about. Funny stuff.
Love their take on T3!
If you add those ... ( 6 months ago by Phykus)
If you add those guys at the bottem of the screen that'd be great
theres a bible in ... ( 6 months ago by josueanthonylpz)
theres a bible in the glove box if you don't believe me LOL.
I feel sorry for ... ( 5 months ago by Skynetdefensesystems)
I feel sorry for the children that were going to burn to death in the nuclear fire at 6:18 p.m. I know it's just a movie, but even thinking about the movie children burning and screaming like that makes me just say dammn, that's some fucked up shit. This war is going to be more ruthless than any other war mankind ever had.
I just saw Stardust ... ( 5 months ago by Bobzeaux)
I just saw Stardust recently, and it was bugging me why that chick in it looked so familiar. HERE she is. :)
Well, Uhh Skynet is ... ( 4 months ago by Dinodain)
Well, Uhh Skynet is worried about changing the future in which...wait, it wouldn't care about its old version of itself, but then, how would they know about Terminators from alternate times jumping in back from......uhhh
Terminator 3 is just a badly written movie, its like someone based it off a fan fiction story, but the writer of it didn't understand anything he watched in the first two Terminator movies. I hope that helps
You do know that's ... ( 4 months ago by turducken)
You do know that's Claire Danes, right?
She's been in loads of stuff.
Perhaps. I just ... ( 4 months ago by Bobzeaux)
Perhaps. I just haven't seen her as much as others I guess.
Awesome. ( 4 months ago by Ujikaweapon1)
Awesome.
"...ugh, meatball ... ( 4 months ago by YoureFatAsshole)
"...ugh, meatball sandwiches..." XD LOL ROFL LMFAO I can't stop laughing
you will be put ... ( 4 months ago by WinnieThePooh54321)
you will be put into protective custody t camp snoopy. LOL
"...zere is a bible ... ( 4 months ago by OmegaWalkthroughs)
"...zere is a bible in the clove box if you don't believe me..."
"my sarcasm ... ( 4 months ago by GreddyTurboMX5)
"my sarcasm appreciation circuit also got fried"...lmao.
Nice job!
"my sarcasm ... ( 4 months ago by GreddyTurboMX5)
"my sarcasm appreciation circuit also got fried"...lmao.
Nice job!
the 3rd book is ... ( 3 months ago by thepropayne)
the 3rd book is actually really good. i recommend it
HAHAHAAH ( 3 months ago by gr33nough)
HAHAHAAH
Claire daines suck ... ( 3 months ago by navylaks2)
Claire daines suck in this, the entire movie sucked, just like the series suck alot, the only 2 true terminator movies were The Terminator (1984) and Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) and they were good becausse you had director and creator of the franchise James Cameron on the job. Dont try to defend this one it is just not right. Cameron could have maid a great
Terminator 3!: No! Fate! Future!. Without any doubt, just like his next picture Avatar probably is going to be a great picture!!!.
clip was good /.... ... ( 3 months ago by kyc809)
clip was good /.....but thus mother fcuker talkin shit dowg grow up son or if u gonna do something do it better!!!
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I don't have Wi-Fi! ... ( 3 months ago by metaljamster)
I don't have Wi-Fi! lmao rofl!
it has wifi lmao ... ( 3 months ago by psyaaahbishes)
it has wifi lmao cant stop laughing
I bought this ... ( 2 months ago by jeffeastwood15)
I bought this Rifftrax and just finished watching it with the movie and it is by far their best work. I'd even go so far to say it's at least as good as 90% of what Mike, Kevin and Bill produced as MST3K.
I liked T3. It was ... ( 1 month ago by sinistar99)
I liked T3. It was more old school like T1. Not so into the effects and more into the story and action. The series sucked ass.



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